25.8.12

How Russians cure hangover.

- I'm fucking hangover today,man. I've drunk too much beer last night.
- I hear you, man...
- How you Russians call hangover?
- Pohmelie.
- No, it's too hard to pronounce it for me.
- You can say "bodoon".
- And how you Russians cure it?
- You not gonna believe it. With  drinking more vodka.
- But it doesn't make any sense.
- I know, but it is what it is. It's one weird of parts of our culture... Curing hangover with vodka or beer.
- You guys are fucking crazy.

13.8.12

BECAUSE WE ARE PIRATES!!!


- What's up, Max?
- How's goin, Uncle Pirate?
- Have not seen you for million years!!! Look at you!
- Yeh, I'm sixteen years now.
- What happened to you, man? I even can't recognize you!
- I've just grown up.
- Yeh! Look at you. You became bigger then me, and older. I'm still 15 YEARS. FOREVER.
- No, .. you just kidding, right, Uncle Pirate?
No, no. You just forgot what we promised to each other on your 5th B-Day party....
- [Maks is smilin]
- ...We'll keep magic alive...[chanting]
-...FOREVER![max finishes the sentance].
- We'll never grow up! We wont let down any of our friends!
- ...Wait.. I'v got something about that in my memory...
- WE'll NEVER BETRAY! WE'LL NEVER SAY BAD WORDS! WE'LL PROTECT AND SUPPORT EVERYBODY WHO NEEDS IT. WE'LL NEVER GIVE UP! AND WE'LL NEVER DIE!!
-I remember that, Uncle Pirate... Every single word...
- And you know the end, right?